(via captaincatwoman)
This is the disclaimer for everything, everything, I do and am.
I need this tattooed on my forehead.
I just thought you ought to know.
(via thesockmonkeyrenegade)
FIX IT BITCH!HOW?!?
I might be able to help…
Dear humble followers, anonymous questions are now allowed.
I encourage you to follower Mr. Wil Wheaton’s Law though. Otherwise, go ahead and have fun asking whatever questions you want to know of me. I promise I’ll answer whatever I receive.
sam-the-onion-man started following you
Well hello there new follower! Welcome!
^ and the same to you.
same follower following coco and me at same time
suspicious
Dear Sirs, Ma’ams, Misses, Mermaids, Demons, Angels, Hunters, Whovians, Sherlockians, Gleeks, and all-around general denizens of Tumblr,
Sam the onion Man’s an existentialist such as Sartre, and I need some blogs to follow and fix from time to time to fulfill my purpose and needs in life.
Will you please like or reblog this to get my message out?
Q
I chuckled a little when I saw your username on my dash. Then I looked at your blog and started giggling madly. Thank you for existing, truly.
A
I just do what I can, ‘cause I’m Sam the Onion Man.
